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Song Parodies -> "Smacked With A Paddle Again"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The Saddle Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Smacked With A Paddle Again"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm Smacked With A Paddle Again
I like it hard on the end
It's a fetish that I've got
And it turns me on a lot
Smacked With A Paddle Again

Hired a strange old whore
Kneelin' down here on the floor
Husky escort service gal
It feels great, but hurts like hell
Smacked With A Paddle Again

Whompin' my old butt
Sock it to me slut..
Smacked With A Paddle Again
Whompin' my old bum
I'm gettin' numb
Smacked With A Paddle Again

I'm Smacked With A Paddle Again
Love S&M, that's my yen
She lays it on me good
Hard paddle made of wood
Smacked With A Paddle Again..

Her boobs swing like a door
Totin' at least "44"
She can make a strong man weak
Think I'll turn the other cheek
Smacked With A Paddle Again

Whompin' my old ass
Looks like Mama Cass
Cracked With A Paddle Again
Whompin' my old Herb
Her swing's superb
Smacked With A Paddle Again


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Stan Hall - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll belooking for a sequel about "Rudolph the Red-Cheeked Pain Plea-er"? :-) Meanwhile, here's a painless fistful of 5s for you.
alvin - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
looks like mama cass...lol
Harry - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Damn! That was funny. I was laughing hysterically. swinging like a door? sock it to me? What kind of paddle--ping pong? LOL.
UnKnownVoter - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this . . .. I'm even rather afraid to caste you a (1) < !!! >
AFW - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan, alvin, Harry...and to LCC..Different pokes for different folks
MrMacphisto - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL... This is the best of today
Johnny D - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Groan, groan on the range! LOL!
AFW - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Mac and Johnny
PMS - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
This is whack! The security code for this comment is WAQ

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