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Song Parodies -> "Sandy Claws Ripped Up Mom's New Gown"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Sandy Claws Ripped Up Mom's New Gown"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
DISCLAIMER - No animals were hurt or for that matter even used in the writing of this parody. So suck on this PETA.
Hey Sandy watch out,
You're so gonna die.
I really don't doubt,
You're sayin' good-bye.
Sandy Claws ripped up mom's new gown.
Mom's gonna be pissed,
That gown was some price!
It's mom's big night out,
Hol-i-day on ice.
Sandy Claws ripped up mom's new gown.
She struck when Mom was sleeping,
Might give Sandy a wake.
She best get out the neighborhood,
'Fore her neck "Her Mom-Ness" breaks.
That gown's all gouged, ouch,
Was hung high and dry.
Cat leaped from the couch,
It's history, bye.
Sandy Claws ripped up mom's new gown.
This cat won't see no joy man,
One big CAT-as-tro-phy.
At Dr. Katz Vets-Toy-Land,
Shoulda got clawed-ec-tomy.
We haven't a doubt,
The fur's gonna fly.
The bag, cat is out,
Most likely she'll fry.
Sandy Claws ripped up mom's new gown.
Mom swung on and missed,
Un-checked cat's surprise.
The cat tumbled 'bout,
She didn't think twice.
Sandy Claws tripped out and did bound.
They'll be no more your creeping,
Around this here estate.
She should have clawed some old dry wood,
Clawed mom's goods she's homeless mate.
Sandy Claws ripped up mom's new gown.
The cat's in un-employed-land,
Ho-bo cat, hill-bill-y.
Dispatched and redeployed, man,
'Til she found a family.
You better not hiss,
You better catch mice.
Go hiss up a rope,
Or take this advice.
No more ripping up mom's new gown.
Sandy Claws (ripped up mom's new gown),
Sandy Claws (ripped up mom's new gown),
Sandy Claws ripped up mom's,
Sandy Claws ripped up mom's,
Sandy Claws ripped up mom's,
New gown.
Click here to see Sandy's last meal. Picture was taken just prior to the incident with mom's new gown. What was in that milk?
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Loved the song! It was awsome! I feel kindof sorry for the kitten though...*tear*....anyways...nice job.
Nifty kitty ditty that turned out quite sh.... oh, never mind. 555
my cat and i both give ya fives
Don't leave me-owt...555 fur you
Feline and fine.
Very well done, Guy, particularly with the "CAT-as-tro-phy" line.
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