You know Carlos and Chachi and Carmen and Pedro
Juanita and Fernando and Hernando and Pancho
But do you know
The most famous taco of all?

Jose the red hot taco
Gave me such a runny nose
It was those little peppers
They call jalapenos

All of the other toppings
Didn't make me drip and drool
Jose the red hot taco
Left me looking like a fool

Then one rainy, foggy day
I went through the drive-thru
I said "Give me extra cheese
But hold those jalapenos, please

Oh how I loved that taco
I didn't have to blow my nose
If you eat jalapenos
Do it near a garden hose