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Song Parodies -> "Scooter, The White House Leaker"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Scooter, The White House Leaker"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I. Scooter Lewis Libby wrote a novel in 1996, called The Apprentice, and ever since he was indicted on charges of obstruction of justice, perjury, and making false statements, his book has been selling well on Amazon. The sex scenes in the book feature tasteful fare such as bestiality with children. A quote from the indicted aide's novel: "At age 10 the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest."
Scooter, the White House leaker
Had a knack for lurid prose
Medieval soft-porn novels
Critics say they're frankly gross

All of the other leakers
Think they're getting off scot-free!
Just wait till Pat Fitzgerald
Reconvenes the Grand Jury!

He'll subpoena witnesses,
They'll line up to say:
"Leakers fill the House of White;
We'll tell all, please don't indict!"

Then picture front-page headlines:
"Scooter Ends Up In The Pen!"
I. Scooter Lewis Libby--
Will he get in the end!

┬ęBob Gomez 2006

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
i say put him in the bear cage
Stephen aka Step-chan - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Yuck, I agree. 555.
Cat - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, had to dock you a bit on pacing since you have one syllable too few in the last line and one of the rhymes is a bit off (I know I'm a nitpick like that, sorry) but otherwise, this is great! Most definitely a BEARable parody!
Bob Gomez - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin, Stephen and especially Cat for catching my egregious omission of the word "it" between "get" and "in."

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