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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the (Radioactive) Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph the (Radioactive) Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
You know Thorium, Strontium, and Puh-lutonium
Radon and Astatine, Cobalt, Polonium
But what little ball
Gives most radiation of all?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a radioactive nose
Measured in mega-Curies
You won't like the way it glows
All of the other reindeer
Wouldn't go near Rudolph's head
They'd have preferred if Rudolph
's nose had been encased in lead
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"MI5 have said to me
Your nose is a WMD"
Then how the reindeer laughed, then
As they dragged him off, real fast
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You've been locked away at last.
You've been locked away at last."
Radon and Astatine, Cobalt, Polonium
But what little ball
Gives most radiation of all?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a radioactive nose
Measured in mega-Curies
You won't like the way it glows
All of the other reindeer
Wouldn't go near Rudolph's head
They'd have preferred if Rudolph
's nose had been encased in lead
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"MI5 have said to me
Your nose is a WMD"
Then how the reindeer laughed, then
As they dragged him off, real fast
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You've been locked away at last.
You've been locked away at last."
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Creative.
What a clever concept! And a fun read too!
LMAO! triple 5's
Good to see someone ran with this idea.
an anthem for the atomic age...nice job
Most original...Ioved the reindeers names
Tom Lehrer would be proud - 5's.
:-) Thanks, everyone. I've often wondered what kept Rudy's nose so bright, and this was the only reason I could think of...
A very sick, and twisted parody. I love it! 555
huff sucks........... good parody
omg that was sooooo funny!
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