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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Menopause"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Menopause"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Here Comes Menopause,
Here Comes Menopause,
Right down Menopause lane
Pitchin a bitch, she's goin' insane, here
Aspirin, five grains
Nights, hot sweatin'
It's upsettin'
She ain't merry and bright
Her chair's rockin' and he's upstairs
Cause Menopause makes 'em fight
Here Comes Menopause,
Here Comes Menopause
It's a big ball and chain
Feels like a hag, ain't got no joys
No poise and style remain
All her nerves are frayed and jagged
Now, there's a mustache in sight
She'll Jump in bed, and cover her head,
Cause Menopause is her plight..
Here Comes Menopause
Here Comes Menopause
Right down menopause lane
It doesn't care who is rich or poor
It strikes 'em just the same
Menopause says there's no more children
She thinks that part is right
But, low hormones bring grumps and groans,
It's Menopause time, alright.
It's Menopause time, alright
Here Comes Menopause,
Right down Menopause lane
Pitchin a bitch, she's goin' insane, here
Aspirin, five grains
Nights, hot sweatin'
It's upsettin'
She ain't merry and bright
Her chair's rockin' and he's upstairs
Cause Menopause makes 'em fight
Here Comes Menopause,
Here Comes Menopause
It's a big ball and chain
Feels like a hag, ain't got no joys
No poise and style remain
All her nerves are frayed and jagged
Now, there's a mustache in sight
She'll Jump in bed, and cover her head,
Cause Menopause is her plight..
Here Comes Menopause
Here Comes Menopause
Right down menopause lane
It doesn't care who is rich or poor
It strikes 'em just the same
Menopause says there's no more children
She thinks that part is right
But, low hormones bring grumps and groans,
It's Menopause time, alright.
It's Menopause time, alright
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Cute, funny one , AFW
good one. 555
I am years away from knowing what you're talking about, AFW, but this TOTALLY cracked me up! "Now, there's a mustache in sight" was, in my opinion, the GREATEST line...LOL! Perfect pacing, too...=)
Cute and not in bad taste, 555. =)
outstanding..here comes some fives
No pause in giving you 5s.
Well done.
555 mgs of evening primrose oil for you!
Thanks to, Adagio, carol, Arwen, Stephen, alvin, John, Rex, and Ravyn
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I know exactly what you mean! ;) 5s
Thanks, Lucid
All of the ladies problems start with MEN, it would seem. Funny stuff AFW, glad to see some of the women comment here too. 5s.
Thanks, Red...
The 'pause that never refreshes. But the song sure does. Five estrogen pills.
Very good, AFW. A year ago, Bob Gomez did a parody with the same title. Your lyrics are definitely different from his, but you should probably acknowledge somewhere that another AmIRighter did this first.
Thanks, Michael, and John... I guess I should have checked "Search" before submission...I see there are two others by this title....one by Joey Lawrence, and the other by Bob Gomez..... and both, are very well done
Great parody here, AFW. 555
FUNNY SONG HAHAHA
I need to hear this song 'here comes menopause ' and download I cant hear it anywhere!
Thanks, for comment...sorry, there's no recording...It's just a parody lyric I wrote...but you can still hear it if you sing it to yourself
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