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Song Parodies -> "Randolph The Snot-Faced Deer Kid"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Randolph The Snot-Faced Deer Kid"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Platts
The Lyrics
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen,
But even Rudolph can't recall,
The soggiest reindeer of all,
Randolph the snot-faced deer kid,
Had a very runny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it flows,
All of the other deer kids,
Used to laugh and call him rain,
They'd never touch poor Randolph,
"Cause he was sure to leave a stain,
Then one soggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Randolph you're a snot machine,
Take this antihistamine,
Then how the deer kids loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Randolph the snot-faced deer kid,
Santa cured your allergy.
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen,
But even Rudolph can't recall,
The soggiest reindeer of all,
Randolph the snot-faced deer kid,
Had a very runny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it flows,
All of the other deer kids,
Used to laugh and call him rain,
They'd never touch poor Randolph,
"Cause he was sure to leave a stain,
Then one soggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Randolph you're a snot machine,
Take this antihistamine,
Then how the deer kids loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Randolph the snot-faced deer kid,
Santa cured your allergy.
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Loved the snot machine/antihistamine couplet. 545
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Stole my lyrics. I've been singing a close variant of this for 40 years.
Me too. I've been singing this for 30 years, just ask my kids. Except my version is Randolph the Snot-Nosed Reindeer.
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