-> "Here Comes Gamera!"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Gamera!"
The Lyrics
Here comes Gamera, here comes Gamera,
Right down Tokyo Square.
Gyaos and Guiron attack him,
What could be more fair?
Sirens ringin', children singin'
Gamera is our friend!
Tokyo in complete ruins,
'cause Gamera is our friend!
Here comes Gamera, here comes Gamera,
With his that flaming breath.
He's a giant flyin' turtle that,
can stomp you to death
See that turtle fighting monsters,
Oh what a horrible sight.
Quick! Runaway, and cower in fear,
'cause Gamera's here tonight!
Here comes Gamera, here comes Gamera,
Destroying Tokyo Square!
He doesn't care who lives and dies,
now ain't that real fair?
Gamera knows he's just a big turtle,
and just wants to fight.
So now you know, go run and hide,
'cause Gamera comes tonight!
Here is Gamera, here is Gamera,
Tokyo is no more.
He won his battles, no more monsters,
but he wants to fight some more.
Time to worry, let us scurry.
Oh no, get out of sight!
So let's give thanks we're still alive
'cause Gamera left tonight!
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