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Song Parodies -> "Here Come Panda Claws"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Here Come Panda Claws"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here Come Panda Claws, Here Come Panda Claws,
Out from Panda's zoo cage
Not too near, now
Stay back here, now
Panda Bear's can rage
'Kinda' cutish, but they're brutish
When they wanna' be bad..
Won't no teachers, know your features
And neither will Mom and Dad

Here Come Panda Claws, Here Come Panda Claws
Billy, put down that stick!
Don't throw your gum,
Or stick your tongue,
Their claws are sharp and quick..
Some kid named Ted,
He lost his head,
It was a horrible sight
He went too near,
It grabbed his ear,
The funeral was last night

Here Come Panda Claws, Here Come Panda Claws,
This scout trip is a bore
He just grabbed Hank,
Kids, help me yank
Pretend it's a "Tug A War"!
I must return with all the children
Or parents get all up tight...
Good, now he's free,
Not bad, you see..
He's still got one arm, right?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   10

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John Barry - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Great juxtapostion of images of cute pandas with mayhem, all in a jaunty, bouncy tune. 15 claws.
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
funny as hell..."cutish but they're brutish" slayed me...5s plus
AFW - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, and John
Scathe - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
"Pretend it's a "Tug A War"!" great line, AFW
Steven Cavanagh - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely loved it! Many fave lines.
AFW - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to Scathe, and Steven..
Marianne E. B. Markham - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Laughed like silly! You get three pieces of bamboo with a 5 marked on them for that. XD
AFW - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
And thank you, Marianne

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