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Song Parodies -> "Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

Originally a simple parody, a new melody has been written.
(Spoken):
You all have heard about Rudy,
so immortalized in song.
You all have heard how he saved the day
one night when things went wrong.

Well, it wasn't too long before his fame was gone
and he started to go down.
He hit the sauce more heavily
and was banned from several towns.

It was one thing to pull Santa
and all the baggage in the sleigh.
Quite another when the lead reindeer
was dragging his own weight.

INTRO:
Dashing and dancing 'til out of commission,
Living the high life with no real conviction.
They say that pride came before the fall
of the most famous reindeer of all.

1: Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
had a less-than-shiny nose.
Filled to the gills with vodka,
anything would probably glow.

2: Stardom went to his antlers
after that one night of fame.
All of the other reindeer
hated that he brought them shame.

BRIDGE:
Then one soggy Christmas Eve,
Santa had to say,
"'Til you get your head on right,
ain't no way you'll fly tonight."

3: Then how the reindeer snubbed him.
How they used to jeer and call,
"Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
you'll be mounted on some wall."

CODA:
Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
now is hanging in my hall.
words & music Copyright 2000 Mick Terry / Silent Tree MusicMickTerry.comRudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

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Michael Pacholek - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm sure the NRA hosers on this site will love it. I think it's awful.
LaLaLand - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Always wondered why the nose was red. My girlfriend thought the ending was gross, mostly, I suspect because you dared to trash a cherished icon. I loved it. Pacing was superb. Funny as an icicle on a reindeer's buttocks, although the reindeer may not agree.
CatChat - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
One more for the road! Drunk up, Rudy!
Nutty Bird - October 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Santa junked his sleigh got a 747 and rudolph is his co-pilot Mrs Cluase a stewardess elves as passangers and dropping gifts
Alpha Skua - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Mike you sound like a typical liberal the NRA is right and your a pea-brain dweed

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