You know Hitler and McVeigh and Koresh and Dahmer
Manson and Gacy and the Unabomber
But do you recall,
The most wanted nutcase of all?

Osama, the Islamic extremist
Had a very long black beard.
He thought that he could hide out
In Afghani caves for years.

All of the world's great leaders
Always called his ideas lame.
They never let Osama
Join in any U.N. games.

Then one tragic autumn day
Beard Man crossed the line.
"America," he tried to say,
"I will take your strength away."

Then all the countries loathed him.
As they shouted angrily,
"Osama, the Islamic extremist,
You will soon be history!"

"Osama, the Islamic extremist,
You will soon be hi-sto-ry!!!!"