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Song Parodies -> "Maxed-Out Credit Cards"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Maxed-Out Credit Cards"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
Maxed-out credit cards
Maxed-out credit cards
That's what Santa Claus brings
Makes sure we gets
DVD sets
Of Lord of the Rings
Bow in thanks to
Great big banks who
Lend us holiday thrills
Hope the toys'll still work next month
When Santa Claus brings the bills
Second mortgages
Second mortgages
Pay for ATVs
Trucks and boats and
Coonskin coats and
Plasma-screen TVs
Keeping up with
Numbnuts Jones gets
More expensive each year
So if Santa Claus don't bring food
We'll capture and eat his deer
Chapter Seven, Chap-
-ter E-leven, and
Maybe Chapter Thirteen
I declare it
Don't seem fair to
Throw the book at me
Repossessors
Mob collectors
Seem extremely upset
So block the chimney and lock the doors
'Cause Santa Claus brings me debt!
Maxed-out credit cards
That's what Santa Claus brings
Makes sure we gets
DVD sets
Of Lord of the Rings
Bow in thanks to
Great big banks who
Lend us holiday thrills
Hope the toys'll still work next month
When Santa Claus brings the bills
Second mortgages
Second mortgages
Pay for ATVs
Trucks and boats and
Coonskin coats and
Plasma-screen TVs
Keeping up with
Numbnuts Jones gets
More expensive each year
So if Santa Claus don't bring food
We'll capture and eat his deer
Chapter Seven, Chap-
-ter E-leven, and
Maybe Chapter Thirteen
I declare it
Don't seem fair to
Throw the book at me
Repossessors
Mob collectors
Seem extremely upset
So block the chimney and lock the doors
'Cause Santa Claus brings me debt!
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com. Shameless plug: Get this on the Robert Lund CD Elves Gone Wild!
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A holiday laff from Spaff !
Favorite lines:
Keeping up with
Numbnuts Jones gets
More expensive each year
So if Santa Claus don't bring food
We'll capture and eat his deer
I love parodies that satirize the commercialization and hype of the holidays - well done.
Favorite lines:
Keeping up with
Numbnuts Jones gets
More expensive each year
So if Santa Claus don't bring food
We'll capture and eat his deer
I love parodies that satirize the commercialization and hype of the holidays - well done.
LOL!
You have cut through the superficial crap and got to the point well! My wife was LHAO, so congratulations!
Very enjoyable writ of pain! =)
Spaff, the master craftsman, laughs again! d;:^)
All fives. Actually, I can only give you fours, since my fives were repossessed.
Thank you, Johnny bo bonny & Mel-low & Diiiva & Bee Gee & Michaelopedia. And Tim: Please give my best to your wife's A.
At least the rhythmically challenged individual who gave you a 2(!) on pacing came to his senses when he got to "funny"; perhaps he should buy ELVES GONE WILD!!! At www.elvesgonewild.com!!! Only 9.99!!!! to hear for himself how it somehow manages to sound all right. (you said "numbnuts" heh heh)
I guess your " i "s got stuck open , Spaffy.
I love the CD
Five reindeer filets from me.
The meter at the beginning of the last verse really does work. No, really. Maybe it's too much of an effort, though, so I don't blame people for not getting it. Even Robert Lund ditched it in his recording and went with his own scansion. But I thought his steel guitar semi-twang made the track turn out nicely, so I'll forgive him.
Anyhoo, thanks, C4P & Diiiva (I liked your joke so that's how I'm spelling it from now on) & B. Flo & JJ. And thanks for buying the CD, too. Only 499,990 more units and it'll be certified gold!
Anyhoo, thanks, C4P & Diiiva (I liked your joke so that's how I'm spelling it from now on) & B. Flo & JJ. And thanks for buying the CD, too. Only 499,990 more units and it'll be certified gold!
And the votes start again
Thanks for reminding me why I don't do Christmas anymore.
"Repossessing stuff is the hardest part of my job" -the Repo man from The Simpsons. Great parody here, Spaff, in the opinion of 'Devout Me'. (drat! commercial advertising is contagious!) 555
Thanx, Billy Don't Be A Florio (again) & Lee OJ & Ralphing Luke (great quote).
Awesome recording, and this parody is my favorite from EGW. When is a new CD coming out? You've got more than enough great stuff recorded to make one, if not two comedy CDs.
Thanks, Red. This may be my favorite one too. Watch for a new Robert Lund CD in 2007. I promise to plug it here until y'all are sick of it.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Still oh so true, sadly. Glad somebody found this oldie in the Spaffalog.
dude i like told everyone in my family about this site santee claus is starting to spam just kiding theres actually a junk email 1 (spam)
they should do one about rudoff the g** reindeer
Thank you, Aggro and, um, whoever. Always good to hear from y'all.
Funny Song - minor point you are missing a few lines of the lyrics - they fall between We'll capture and eat his deer and Chapter Seven, Chapter Eleven, and... The missing lines are: HaHa ha ha ha C'mer Blitzen You too Ruldolph
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