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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph, the Big Red Muppet"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph, the Big Red Muppet"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

In this parody, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen are all puppets. But the one I'd recall was the most famous reindeer of all. It has been turned into a Muppet, and its fur is very shaggy and red.
Well, Dasher, Dancer,
Prancer, and Vixen were puppets.
So were Blitzen, Donner,
Cupid, and Comet.

The one I'd recall,
was our famous Muppet of all.

Rudolph, the Big Red Muppet,
Had a lot of shaggy fur.
And if you ever saw him,
You would call him a monster.

All of the other Muppets,
They used to just call him lame.
They would never let Rudolph,
join in any Muppet games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Ernie came to say,
Rudolph, your fur is okay,
Won't you come in for today?

Soon, all the Muppets loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph, the Big Red Muppet,
You'll be one big family!

Rudolph, the Big Red Muppet,
Had a lot of shaggy fur.
And if you ever saw him,
You would call him a monster.

All of the other Muppets,
They used to just call him lame.
They would never let Rudolph,
join in any Muppet games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Ernie came to say,
Rudolph, your fur is okay,
Won't you come in for today?

Soon, all the Muppets loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph, the Big Red Muppet,
You'll be one big family!
After the Muppets cheered him up, they soon loved him, and Rudolph Muppet became one big family again.
(C) Darius Studios.

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2Eagle - December 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Rudolf is a better name than those stoopy names the rest of the reindeer have.

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