Oh give me land, all the land we were once the ruler of
Don't fence me in
Union died and I cried, now I will not be denied
So, best begin

I'm the new Tsar and I will do what I please
Anytime I can enter any place with ease
If I want your land it's simple, I'll just seize
Roll tanks right in

Tighten the noose round the Baltics, @#%$ the optics
And America's allies
I've got no use for a ponder as they wander
My ranks of thug killer guys

When I'm chided by sides in the west, well forget it!
It's too late, I'm dictator, so regret it!
I'll do what I want and disregard your "nyet" fits
Go fret and spin

Oh give me land, lots of land, it is conquest that I love
Don't "nyet"s begin
Union died and I cried, but I'm gonna turn the tide
Don't "nyet" me in

I'm the new Tsar and my neighbors I will squeeze
No one tells me what to do, I go where I please
If I want your land it's simple, I'll just seize
Roll tanks right in

I want my crews in the Baltics, they're some objects
Upon which I've got my eyes
I want to go there and plunder and then sunder
For good all the NATO ties

When I'm chided by sides in the west, I don't sweat it!
Any chance of stopping my hacking, forget it!
All the bad I do, some of your leaders fête it
I bet I'll win!