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Song Parodies -> "Big Shot Rudolph"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Big Shot Rudolph"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 13 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. Everyone knows Rudolph and how much he helps Santa when he flies. Well, unfortunately, Rudolph let that get to his head. Original Song
[Anger Management Mediator]
Hello Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
Nick gave me a call
Anger management class for you all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
The one with the shiny nose
Song was written about him
He makes sure everyone knows

“I am the premier reindeer…
Kids don’t remember your names!”
So now we all hate Rudolph
He acts like he owns the place

Last year, before Christmas Eve
He got in my face
“Blitzen, you best stay in line!
I’m essential for this flight!”

Now he is such a dolphbag
Yells out while we’re all working
“Rudolph the Best-est Reindeer
Orders you to rub his feet!”

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Only famous for his nose
He once made fun of Comet
Called him fat and really slow

All of the lady reindeer
Now only look Rudy’s way
Santa still loves his Rudolph
No matter what we all say

So this year ‘fore Christmas Eve
Behind Santa’s sleigh
Tied him up with ropes so tight
Dyed his nose black, there’s no light

Oh! My career is ruined!
Look what you jerks did you me!
Now I’m a normal reindeer
You’d be nothing without me!

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Matthias - December 13, 2018 - Report this comment
This was my ABSOLUTE favorite out of all of your Xmas parodies I’ve read all season! Love your twisted twist on this treat!
Jonathan - December 13, 2018 - Report this comment
maybe it's time they called up Rudy's redneck cousin, LeRoy... 5s

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