[Anger Management Mediator]
Hello Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
Nick gave me a call
Anger management class for you all

[Cupid]
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
The one with the shiny nose
Song was written about him
He makes sure everyone knows

[Vixen]
“I am the premier reindeer…
Kids don’t remember your names!”
So now we all hate Rudolph
He acts like he owns the place

[Blitzen]
Last year, before Christmas Eve
He got in my face
“Blitzen, you best stay in line!
I’m essential for this flight!”

[Donner]
Now he is such a dolphbag
Yells out while we’re all working
“Rudolph the Best-est Reindeer
Orders you to rub his feet!”

[Prancer]
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Only famous for his nose
He once made fun of Comet
Called him fat and really slow

[Comet]
All of the lady reindeer
Now only look Rudy’s way
Santa still loves his Rudolph
No matter what we all say

[Dasher]
So this year ‘fore Christmas Eve
Behind Santa’s sleigh
Tied him up with ropes so tight
Dyed his nose black, there’s no light

[Rudolph]
Oh! My career is ruined!
Look what you jerks did you me!
Now I’m a normal reindeer
You’d be nothing without me!