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Song Parodies -> "Assad the Ruthless Dictator"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Assad the Ruthless Dictator"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Assad the ruthless dictator
Dropped Chlorine from Mil helos
And he just can't stop it
Despite the body counts that grow

All of the other nations
Held him accountable with blame
But the Reds backed up smug Assad
Along with the Iranians playing games

Then one April day Trump seethed
And tweeted lots to say
The US, UK, and France would fight
Loosing cruise missiles throughout the night

Pissed off Putin and the Russians
Much to Israel's glee
Assad the ruthless dictator
May well lead to World War 3!!!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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2Eagle - April 16, 2018 - Report this comment
...or armageddon.
Jonathan - April 16, 2018 - Report this comment
posting a parody about war and here I'm sitting like, "Christmas parody? where's the eggnog?" 455
Rob Arndt - April 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! Jon, did you know that the US Army once tried powdered eggnog for the troops at Christmas? You can also buy powdered eggnog- just add milk! Walmart used to carry a brand. Look it up! Little Debbie has eggnog cake rolls, but I haven't seen any. Also, there are eggnog dog treats now!!!
Jonathan - April 16, 2018 - Report this comment
powdered, you say? I'll have to look into that... also, I believe that the cake rolls are a seasonal item. you maybe able to find them this Christmas season...

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