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Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 10. Randolph The Dimwit Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 10. Randolph The Dimwit Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

parody about Rudolph's incompetent cousin, Randolph. and the year that he effectively ruined Christmas for everyone. please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ara3-hDH6I
you know Rudolph's whole story, of how he saved Christmas
but one year, his cousin made the world miss it
do any recall
the stupidest reindeer of all?

Randolph The Dimwit Reindeer
had a very tiny brain
the way he acted, most times
you would say he's quite insane
all of the other reindeer
usually run for their lives
when they see big, dumb, Randolph
try to juggle ginsu knives

the last straw was Christmas Eve
Santa had no sleigh
Randolph, with his brain so small
lost his ride, presents and all

then how the reindeer booed him
as they shouted loud & mean
Randolph, You Dimwit Reindeer
go and drink some listerine!

Randolph The Dimwit Reindeer
had a very tiny brain
the way he acted, most times
you would say he's quite insane
all of the other reindeer
usually run for their lives
when they see big, dumb, Randolph
try to juggle ginsu knives

the last straw was Christmas Eve
Santa had no sleigh
Randolph, with his brain so small
lost his ride, presents and all

then how the reindeer booed him
as they shouted loud & mean
Randolph, You Dimwit Reindeer
go and drink some listerine!
thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Rob Arndt - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Wacky and unexpected- 555!
CML - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
So no redemption for Randolph? I guess not. If your problem is stupidity, how can you be of use to Santa?
Jonathan - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob - Thanks, Mate!
CML - not to worry, Randolph now has a job at CNN...
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
You are amazing. Thank you for such wonderful parodies!
Jonathan - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thank You!

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