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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Dracula"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes Dracula"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Song #6 of my Hallo-Christmas-Ween project. This one is about the man in black himself: Count Dracula!
Here comes Dracula
Here comes Dracula
Watch out Dracula drains
Smitten then bitten, You'll be in pain, Dear
As blood's sucked from your veins

Men are freakin', Women shriekin'
He is scary and bites
And it's so shocking when he comes near
Cause Dracula's ghostly white

Here comes Dracula
Here comes Dracula
Don't think Dracula's sane
It's quite a drag that he enjoys
The ploy of sucking on necks
He'll rest a spell in his castle
Oh, Staying out of sunlight
It's dusk again and we're filled with dread
When Dracula comes inside!

Here comes Dracula
Here comes Dracula
We want Dracula slain
At garlic glares it will stop his gore
And stakes we'll use to maim
Dracula loathes his rival Van Helsing
See the two of them fight
But it sure smarts when blood's his beer
And Dracula sucks you dry!

Here comes Dracula
Here comes Dracula
Bit by Dracula's fangs
Blood I must down when the lights go out
Through your window I'll pop in
When I thirst can't chug Red Bull
But as a bat I'm in flight
Hope I'm not shanked when that stake is shoved
Cause Dracula changed this guy!

Here comes Dracula
Here comes Dracula
This is Dracula's reign
Listen! He's risen back from the grave, Dear
It drove you insane!
After meeting flies your eating
Your brain's not triggered right
When he's stalking you should be scared
Cause Dracula's quite a fright!

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Jonathan - November 27, 2014 - Report this comment
a song mixing Christmas & Halloween on Thanksgiving? how appropriate! Happy Thanksgiving! 5's
Chris Bodily TM - November 30, 2014 - Report this comment
HA HA Hilarious! I'm been so busy/preoccupied that I haven't gotten around to doing another Halloween carol. I'm still gonna do my own "Here Comes Dracula," but I always intended to do the Elvis version. I'm glad that the lyrics I'm gonna use aren't already taken. Great job with this one, loved it! 555
Patrick - December 01, 2014 - Report this comment
You impaled this one. Would make a great Halloween song.

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