Here comes John Hinckley, here comes John Hinckley
Right down Pennsylvania.
Whether it's Reagan, Bush, or Clinton,
The prez will suffer his mania!
Let's hope the Secret Service saves him.
That'll be a beautiful sight.
Let's hope they save him from an early grave,
'Cause John Hinckley comes tonight!

Here comes John Hinckley, here comes John Hinckley
Straight to the White House
He wants to impress Jodie Foster
So that she'll be his spouse.
Mr, Hinckley, no one should be murdered.
That's a basic civil right.
Mr. Prez, you'd do well to prepare for Hell
'Cause John Hinckley comes tonight!

Here comes John Hinckley, here comes John Hinckley
In the Oval Office.
The president had better pray
That John Hinckley will miss.
Reagan was lucky that, as an assassin,
Johnny was a neophyte.
You'd better repent if you're president
'Cause John Hinckley comes tonight!

Here comes John Hinckley, here comes John Hinckley
Near the president's desk.
If he succeeds in doing the deed,
Then it will be grotesque.
Let's hope this Second Coming never happens,
Or it will give us a fright.
Let's all pray to the Lord above
That John doesn't come tonight.