You know Dubya, and Cheney and Condi and Nixon
Simon, Garfunkle and Annie Maye Knudsen
But I wonder if you're hip
To the reindeer that never took any lip?

Jim-Bob the Redneck Reindeer
Has a piss-poor attitude
Just stood around scratching his cojones
And acting in a manner rude

Jim-Bob, he liked his Lone Star
He liked to honkey-tonk from dusk 'til dawn
He liked to line-dance to the "Cotton-Eyed Joe"
Then hurl his gut on Santa's lawn

Then one dusty Christmas Eve
Rudolph came to say:
"Jim-Bob, you're just Cow-town Trash!"
So Jim-Bob knocked him on his heiney

And now all the other reindeers
Are afraid they'll get what Ridolph got!
That why Jim-Bob the Red-neck Reindeer
Is the toughest buck of Santa's lot!

(instrumental)

Later on that Christmas Eve
Miss Comet was heard to say:
"Jim-Bob, if I'm a good rein-doe girl
Won't you stay over and rock my world?

And now all the other rein-does
Want what Miss Comet had
And so Jim-Bob the redneck reindeer
Is a lot of little reindeer's Dad!