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Song Parodies -> "J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autrey
Parody Song Title:
"J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
You know Hayworth, and Grable
And Turner, and Russell,
And Marilyn Monroe,
She could sure swing her bustle..
But, do you recall...
The most famous Dame's Rear of all?
J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear
Sports a very spacious ledge
It's an extra nice protrusion
With a lovely curvy edge..
So many one time exes
Used to own that sexy spot
Till they were pitched by J-Lo
If her way, she never got..
First "Hub" was Ajani Noa
Restaurant waiter, there
Dumped him, and dated Puffy Combs,
Like an ivy vine she roams...
Later wed to Cris Judd, dancer
Flung a fling with Ben Affleck
J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear
Personal life, a train wreck..
Married now, Marc Anthony
Seems the happy wife..
Settled down, appears to be
Rumors of first pregnancy..
J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear
Still looks great in snuggy clothes
All other famous ladies
Are wishin' they had one of those.
All other famous ladies
Are wishin; they had one of those..
And Turner, and Russell,
And Marilyn Monroe,
She could sure swing her bustle..
But, do you recall...
The most famous Dame's Rear of all?
J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear
Sports a very spacious ledge
It's an extra nice protrusion
With a lovely curvy edge..
So many one time exes
Used to own that sexy spot
Till they were pitched by J-Lo
If her way, she never got..
First "Hub" was Ajani Noa
Restaurant waiter, there
Dumped him, and dated Puffy Combs,
Like an ivy vine she roams...
Later wed to Cris Judd, dancer
Flung a fling with Ben Affleck
J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear
Personal life, a train wreck..
Married now, Marc Anthony
Seems the happy wife..
Settled down, appears to be
Rumors of first pregnancy..
J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear
Still looks great in snuggy clothes
All other famous ladies
Are wishin' they had one of those.
All other famous ladies
Are wishin; they had one of those..
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and don't worry 'bout the rocks she's got - she's still Jenny, Jenny with the bot - every dear friend has loved her rear end - nice work AFW - 555
Though I'm no fan of Ms Lopez (as my parody output on the subject will attest to), gotta agree on the bot. Fun stuff, AFW. 555
That parody was ass-tounding! 555
i raise a toast to your clever parody and set my glass down on her tush...gave me the idea for a parody to this song...thanks
Booty-ful
I'm a little behind on her personal life, butt this was a cheeky rump - er, romp. ROFL title switch, and the thong -- er, song -- brings up the rear nicely. What guy would ever want to dump'er? 555+
Thanks, Stuart, Syncronos, alvin, PMS, and of course, The Great Pun-jabber of the amIright desert, T. Turtle
It is all outstanding, AFW, but I liked the "ivy vine" line best.
Incredibly funny and pro write through and boo...ty!
A J-Lo parody to a Christmas song? Wish I'd thought of that. Wait a minute, I did: "The Most Wonderful Dame With That Rear!" But I guess you just couldn't sit on this one, and I'll leave it to the other Amirighters to decide which is the superior tribute to that superior posterior.
Later thanks to John J, TJC, and Michael P...I checked out your parody...great job...I hadn't seen it before..I see you wrote it in 2003, I wasn't around until 2004...you do hold initial honors on first "J-Lo Xmas Parody"
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