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Song Parodies -> "The Greatest Scoutmaker"
Original Song Title:
"The Little Shoemaker"
Original Performer:
Gaylords
Parody Song Title:
"The Greatest Scoutmaker"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is the song all about the greatest scoutmaker, the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast, which is indeed the greatest moment in television and human history.
Tap, tap, watch and tap
Making a pair of scouts
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching, watching all the day
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching all my cares away
In the scoutmaker's show, this picture will be taken
As he watch away, working all the day
At Louisiana, there was George, just as busy as Carole
Little time to need help with Germaine Briant
But his show went great inside the little show
When Germaine Briant set him all a-view
She had come to choose some pretty 300 boy scouts
And he heard her say in a charming way
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching, watching all the day
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching all my cares away
Then George saw Roxanne who was the show's assistant
And he sewed a dream into Bud Collyer
Making scouts, oh so neat, just like the elephants on them
And he hoped she'd know that he loved Roxanne so
But she danced, danced, danced as though Carole helped them
Like a NASCAR who helped the scouts cheer
On her larger set she whirled in the street
And he heard her say as scouts cheered away
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching, watching all the day
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching all my cares away
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching all my cares away
All my cares away
Making a pair of scouts
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching, watching all the day
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching all my cares away
In the scoutmaker's show, this picture will be taken
As he watch away, working all the day
At Louisiana, there was George, just as busy as Carole
Little time to need help with Germaine Briant
But his show went great inside the little show
When Germaine Briant set him all a-view
She had come to choose some pretty 300 boy scouts
And he heard her say in a charming way
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching, watching all the day
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching all my cares away
Then George saw Roxanne who was the show's assistant
And he sewed a dream into Bud Collyer
Making scouts, oh so neat, just like the elephants on them
And he hoped she'd know that he loved Roxanne so
But she danced, danced, danced as though Carole helped them
Like a NASCAR who helped the scouts cheer
On her larger set she whirled in the street
And he heard her say as scouts cheered away
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching, watching all the day
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching all my cares away
Scouts to set my feet a-watching, watching
Watching all my cares away
All my cares away
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