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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas"
Original Performer:
Gayla Peevy
Parody Song Title:
"I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Invisible Boy
The Lyrics
As the lyric says, nothing illegal is advocated here...
I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas
I want a girl with tiny tits for Christmas
Only a girl with tiny tits will do
Won’t break the law…that just is not my scene
I want her to be legal but to look like she’s thirteen
I want girl with tiny tits for Christmas
I don't think it’s a strange request…do you ?
I hope and I pray…that I’ll get my reward
A chest that looks like BBs placed upon a cutting board
I can see her in her schoolgirl outfit,
Laying on the bed
Her lucky stars she’ll thank
After I begin to spank
And turn her little bum a cherry-red
I want a girl with tiny tits for Christmas
Only a girl with tiny tits …you see
Don’t really care…for bustieres and trusses
Her training bras…will never cause me fusses
And tits that cause no fusses are for me
(Short Music Interlude)
Some say my views…are really quite extreme
I just want my little friend to be a “pirate’s dream”
(Short Music Interlude)
Just think of little bumps…that stick-out in the breeze
Like number 2 erasers when you took your SATs
I can see us at the ocean walking,
With her tummy bare
And her tube-top lying flat
I am very happy that
I’ll see those little clam-necks standing there
I want girl with tiny tits for Christmas
Only a girl with tiny tits for me
No double Ds…no Dolly Parton clone
I want a girl that’s built just like that kid from “Home Alone”
And home alone with her is where I’ll be
IB
I want a girl with tiny tits for Christmas
Only a girl with tiny tits will do
Won’t break the law…that just is not my scene
I want her to be legal but to look like she’s thirteen
I want girl with tiny tits for Christmas
I don't think it’s a strange request…do you ?
I hope and I pray…that I’ll get my reward
A chest that looks like BBs placed upon a cutting board
I can see her in her schoolgirl outfit,
Laying on the bed
Her lucky stars she’ll thank
After I begin to spank
And turn her little bum a cherry-red
I want a girl with tiny tits for Christmas
Only a girl with tiny tits …you see
Don’t really care…for bustieres and trusses
Her training bras…will never cause me fusses
And tits that cause no fusses are for me
(Short Music Interlude)
Some say my views…are really quite extreme
I just want my little friend to be a “pirate’s dream”
(Short Music Interlude)
Just think of little bumps…that stick-out in the breeze
Like number 2 erasers when you took your SATs
I can see us at the ocean walking,
With her tummy bare
And her tube-top lying flat
I am very happy that
I’ll see those little clam-necks standing there
I want girl with tiny tits for Christmas
Only a girl with tiny tits for me
No double Ds…no Dolly Parton clone
I want a girl that’s built just like that kid from “Home Alone”
And home alone with her is where I’ll be
IB
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OMFG.
I'll see Aggy's OMFG and raise him a "Bloody Hell!"....this is squirm-some parodising, IB; but it's also VERY funny and well-written. 555
This is great.
As a female, I'm officially saying "EWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
But....it IS very funny. And well-paced. So it's still worth 555. But I'm standing by my "EWWWWW!!" if that's okay with you ;^)
But....it IS very funny. And well-paced. So it's still worth 555. But I'm standing by my "EWWWWW!!" if that's okay with you ;^)
Thank you all very much for the feedback and comments. Loved the EWWWWWW...
IB
Okay...very funny...kind of dirty, but funny. And clever. Good job.
LMAO...
So, Gwen Stefani is on your Christmas list, eh? "BBs on a cutting board" LMAO. 555
Me I didn't get the BB joke and what's wrong with "I want a girl with double Ds for Christmas"? Very well written though...
This is a very different perspective from the male gender . . I guess it proves that .A's can be just as busy as Bees'! Try the 'Santa ~ Satyr' trick of giving her a set of Rudolph's blinking lites! 'tits the season to be jolly ~CC
Peter, BBs are air rifle ammunition (a hollow steel ball coated with copper) and a little smaller in diameter than a pea.
This was AWESOME! 5s
(ABC4-I) See above!
(ABC4-I) I don't know what is worse you wanting tiny tits or Mel Gibson calling the female cop "Office Sugar Tits. Your's is funny - his was not. I just really figured the IB would want his tiddies invisible too. Titilating. And I liked the TITle too. Security code on this one is 3BB. Not exactly A's but will they do?
(ABC4-I) That was...interesting. Nice work.
(ABC4-I) No support needed for this one. Very funny. Really lol'd at the erasers/SATs comment. Nothing about this fell flat...well, except the subject itself.
(ABC4) I think Kiera Knightley is busy this Christmas, Invisible Boy, but no harm in asking - the SAT line and the Home Alone line were absolutely priceless - I love your detail IB - 555
(ABC4) Oh my goodness. . .First entries this contest were interesting to say the least, I can see you are going to be a tough competitor in other contests
(ABC4) As I have now taped my jaw back to my head back up from the floor, I echo B.A.D.'s sentiments above.
Wow.... I was thinking about pimping Kiera but Stuart got to here before I could. I hope the same doesn't happy with your 30 looking like 13 year old girl. By the way... This is bloody brilliant!!!
(ABC) WOOO-HOOO! You are MY kinda guy, Invisible Boy! (Have you ever read my parody, "Flat?" ;D) I'm available whenever you want me, though you might have to fight Tommy Turtle for my hand, as he's a fellow A-cup lover, heh heh.
(And it's funny that you should mention "Home Alone," as my parents have said they would have named me Macaulay if I was a boy. Yikes.)
(And it's funny that you should mention "Home Alone," as my parents have said they would have named me Macaulay if I was a boy. Yikes.)
Mildly amused, not lol material, somewhat cleaver, childish, suggestive child sex is not
a wise choice for material, try again!
Fine write, IB. Not sure "Fran" is reading what's written as a) you quite explicitly disclaim "child sex" in the opening quatrain, and b) a prefeerence for small-breasted women is hardly uncommon.
My own bit of silliness on a similar theme (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/peterpaulmary21.shtml) expressed a rather broader range of appeal. :-)
My own bit of silliness on a similar theme (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/peterpaulmary21.shtml) expressed a rather broader range of appeal. :-)
Oops ..never mind the plug ... just noticed actually read it and commented at the time. :-)
. . . . Feel the bulbs crunch, See mcKludge munch, hear Santa's BigScream, and above all eggNog, you fear . . .
?????
Maybe this will be the year
Hope Springs Eternal
Maybe I'll finally get what I want
The years may come and go but hope springs eternal...
Marry a liberal Democrat college girl. She'll probably have tiny t*ts or worse... be a lesbian! If not, she'll probably be into rape culture and white male shame, but will still f*ck black men!!!! You got your work out for you!
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