Mike Vick says that he wants a dog for Christmas.
He wants a little puppy dog this time.
Not a pit bull - he is no reprobate.
He wants a little dog to help him rehabilitate.
Mike Vick says that he wants a dog for Christmas,
Because he's really sorry for the crime.
Whoopi will tell you - it is the thing to do -
If you condemn dog fighting you're a racist through and through.

I can see him now on Christmas morning.
How the press will talk!
They'll be lots of joy galore,
And if it pees on the floor,
He'll give that damn cur an e-lec-tric shock!

Mike Vick says that he wants a dog for Christmas.
Give him a puppy and the bells will chime.
Don't want a cat - a birdie or a frog.
What does he want? A little puppy dog.
He's certainly a lot more sure than I'm!


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Animal lovers - think it's not a good fit.
They're afraid his doggie will end up fighting in a pit.
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They don't think Michael Vick - has learned a thing with age.
He'd take the pooch and torture him in some filth-ridden cage.

But we all must for-give and for-get.
That is the Golden Rule.
What made it atrocity?
It was animals, you see.
If they'd been hu-man be-ings it'd be cool.

Mike Vick says that he wants a dog for Christmas.
Don't want a train, a gun, a book of rhyme.
Don't want a shirt - a sweater or some pants.
What Michael wants - to give him one more chance.
Bet A.S.P.C.A. won't give a dime!