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Song Parodies -> "I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Gayla Peevey
Parody Song Title:
"I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas
Only major silicone will do
So don't go and preach
That inner-beauty speech
I want some golden bozos that will stun you at the beach
It's augmentation surgery for Christmas
Some nip-and-tuckin' liposuction too
You're not so refined
To claim that love is blind
You'll keep your eyes wide open when I'm J. Lo from behind
I can see you now on Christmas morning
Gasping hard for air
You'll be thankin' Santa Claus
Once you've taken off the gauze
To find a South Beach Barbie standing there
I've got no more desires
For pads and lifts and wires
My body is a temple so I need some taller spires
I'm not requesting tons
Of altera-shee-uns
Just give me a body that's like Pammy Anderson's
I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas
Some 37-Double-D's and then
A rhytidectomy
And a rhinoplasty
You'll slide up next to me
Sayin' man those boys are nasty
And man the nasty boys will love me too!
Only major silicone will do
So don't go and preach
That inner-beauty speech
I want some golden bozos that will stun you at the beach
It's augmentation surgery for Christmas
Some nip-and-tuckin' liposuction too
You're not so refined
To claim that love is blind
You'll keep your eyes wide open when I'm J. Lo from behind
I can see you now on Christmas morning
Gasping hard for air
You'll be thankin' Santa Claus
Once you've taken off the gauze
To find a South Beach Barbie standing there
I've got no more desires
For pads and lifts and wires
My body is a temple so I need some taller spires
I'm not requesting tons
Of altera-shee-uns
Just give me a body that's like Pammy Anderson's
I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas
Some 37-Double-D's and then
A rhytidectomy
And a rhinoplasty
You'll slide up next to me
Sayin' man those boys are nasty
And man the nasty boys will love me too!
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com. Shameless plug: Get this on the Robert Lund CD Elves Gone Wild!
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Got your CD in the mail some 555 minutes ago. So who needs plastic surgery? :-)
No way did Spaff write this crap you impostor!
One of my favorites from the CD
Oooops. I guess I should make it clear that I was joking; this is DEFINITELY WRITTEN BY THE REAL SPAFF. As Jeff pointed out, it's one of the TWENTY GREAT SONGS on that cd, ELVES GONE WILD!!! Available for only 9.99!! At elvesgonewild.com!!!! So whoever gave it ones please come back and actually read it!!! I'm gonna go soak my head in PICKLE BRINE now.
I can also attest to it's authenticity. I heard it on the CD last Saturday. Good job Spaff. Please pass my applause on to Mr. Robert Lund. He did a fine job performing on the CD.
Thanks, Peter & Jeffaroo & C4P & G'd'R. I'm glad you're liking the CD. If the pace of current sales continues, it should go gold by the year 2525.
Got a promotional banner and some copy, Spaff?
I didn't know the original to this, so haven't voted till now: but after hearing the CD, I wish there were 6s on the voting board... I'd love to know how Robert managed to get his voice that high for the recording, though ;-)
PS... when't the video coming out?
Philbo: Thanks! Yeah, this is one I'd like to see the video for, too. Sort of David Lee Roth meets "Stacy's Mom." Any suggestions for the lead role?
Melhi: You still there? Sorry for the delayed reply. Work got in the way, and I'll be the first to admit that I did a lousy job with my Rick Duncan appreciation week. Sigh. Maybe I'll get some time this weekend for more amirighting. Anyhoo, yeah, I'd be thrilled to send you some stuff. Please email me letting me know what you have in mind, and I'll do my bestest.
Melhi: You still there? Sorry for the delayed reply. Work got in the way, and I'll be the first to admit that I did a lousy job with my Rick Duncan appreciation week. Sigh. Maybe I'll get some time this weekend for more amirighting. Anyhoo, yeah, I'd be thrilled to send you some stuff. Please email me letting me know what you have in mind, and I'll do my bestest.
I worked in a Ob-Gyn office for many years. You would be astounded to find how many women have had plastic surgery, and don't look like freaks of nature. Of course, some people like the shock value, of over enhancement. It's very obvious, and I'd even venture to say tacky. The one's that have had slight corrections, really look their best. Should I say, less is more when it relates to cosmetic surgery .=)
Thanks, Diva. I think the day is coming where our rite of passage is not the debutante ball or bar mitzvah or graduation or whatever - it's undergoing an "extreme makeover." I'm looking forward to mine - I will look like a combination of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, only better.
Did I really miss this when it came out? HI-LA-RIOUS!!! 5's
abc -- this contest would have been a lot harder to judge if this was one of the ones I was allowed to choose... and I wouldn't have stood a chance, that's for sure! Sorry I missed your reply to me, before. I'll drop you a note, soon to see if you're still interested in a little free advertising.
very witty Spaff.... some superb rhymes throughout this one .. masterly!
You still da man. I bought the CD a while back, but I think this parody works a bit better in written form than recorded. Desires-wires-spires was my favorite rhyme grouping.
Patagio & Mello & Mardi Tox: Thanx!
Looney 2nz: Grazie!
Looney 2nz: Grazie!
One ofm y fav Elves Gone Wild! songs My fav is STILL A Few Of My Resoulutions oh yeeah and Superforg and Pepsi Blue and a bunch of them. I also like 12 Utah Christmases too
Thank you, Jack.
You're welcome,Spaff!
this is the best song ever
love it, Love It, LOVE IT!!!! Too FUNNY!!!
Thanx, lala and Jim. Stay tuned for the 12" extended version. Heh heh.
AWESOME! I can honestly you write the most hilarious songs on Amiright. Goodjob, man. goodjob.
Thank you, Mr. Irwin.
You have bags under your eyes a oversized nose and a cleft chin and how many samolians will it cost?
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