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Song Parodies -> "Where Everybody Drinks Champaign"

Original Song Title:

"Where Everybody Knows Your Name"

Parody Song Title:

"Where Everybody Drinks Champaign"

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The Lyrics

The "Cheers" theme song!
Making your way in out the door today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your drinking, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go, where everybody drinks champaign,
and they're always glad you drank.
You wanna be where you can drink, some troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody drinks champaign.

You wanna go where people drink, people are all insane,
You wanna go where everybody drinks champaign.

You want to go where people drink, people are all the insane;
You want to go where everybody drinks champaign.

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