MARS
( parody of “Cars” by Gary Numan)
Rover's on Mars
It was a spaceship
And we wanted to explore
And just maybe land on
Mars
Well, Rover was gone
Oh what will happen next?
Maybe we'll go on Uranus
Not Mars


ESTHER
(parody of ”Big Shot” by Billy Joel)

Well, you're a singer
You're so popular
You danced in latex clothes
Sang “Borderline”, you are Madonna
And you married Sean Penn

Oooh, and then you
Made a movie, and
You had lots of boyfriends
You even married Guy Ritche
You made a film called Swept Away
Now youre into some Kabbalah thing

You had to change your name
To Esther, didn't you
You had to change it this summer
Youre now Esther Ciccone
Ritchie and not Madonna now

ASHLEE SIMPSON
( parody of “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger )

Ashlee Simpson, oh, you so screwed up
And you know what happened on SNL that night
In the second time you had performed
The playback of the first starts to play
You blamed it on, your band

You're lipsynching, what's your excuse now?
Acid reflux or what?
For no more Satur-
Day, night live, it doesn't depend on the host
And you got booed at the Orange Bowl , yeah

BAD DRIVER MAN
( Parody of “Piano Man” by Billy Joel )
You drove your car on a long highway
Not by your neighborhood
Then you drove into some neighborhood
Driving along in the car
Then you crashed into someone's house
That house sure didn't do alright
Oh Billy Joel, you can-not drive
Oh ha he ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha

Crash us a house, you bad driver man
But you know that that wouldn't be right
We're not in the mood for a car to shriek
Were you wearing sunglasses at night?


PISTONS- PACERS BRAWL
( parody of “Honky Cat” by Elton John)
It was in Detroit where it happened and
The Pistons and Pacers were playing a game
Then Ron Artest got mad at a fan and then
Him and the teams started fighting a lot

They said You're out Ron Artest!
Don't go and play basket-brawl
Well he's suspened and now he's got a rap al
-Bum, oh but it wont do good