I feel spitty, sly, and spitty
Bravely spitty, and naughty, I'd say
In the city, spit on villains who deserve my spray

I get phlegmy, gremlin gremmy
Hit, and shaming those I'm aiming for
I like Demi, Ashton Kutcher, I'll spritz on you, Moore

I'm the spitty guy in the mirror there?
Superhero, fearless, and free
With a spitty face, out for righteousness
Venging spurned females, spitty - I will be

I am cunning, cheeks are busting
Fast at running and thrusting, am I
To those evil, one spitty, disgusting guy

Mission now, revenge for Maria
The target is Arnold, to shock
For him, I'll first eat a tortilla
Circumstance, planned advance, so
I won't get a sock..
I'll flee in the crowd, should not be a strain
(la la la)
He'll think I'm some nut, who's merely insane
I'll strike in day's heat
Or hide up in trees
(la la la)
I'll stake out his street
Then sting him like bees
I'll shout, "That's for Her!"
In Encino..
It's revenge for Maria, He'll know
Clever am I,
With sputum in mind,
Saliva will fly
Reserved for his kind!

I feel spitty, cool as Diddy,
Tough and gritty enough, I can be
Sneak like kitty,
Later, give a little laugh, tee, hee
Tho' big muscled,
He'll feel puny
Weak corpuscled, act goony, resigned
When I'm spitty
I hit what my target is, he'll find..
(la la la la la la la
la la la, lala!)

I'm the spitty guy in the mirror there?
All set for a wild spitting spree
With my spitty face, make their face a mess
Flash a spitty smile, that's a spitty me!

I feel good now, satisfaction
As I should now, more action to plan
New rehearsal... next spittee,
(That) John Edwards man..

Next spitee, that John Edwards man