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Song Parodies -> "Social In-security"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Heart"

Original Performer:

From, The Wizard Of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"Social In-security"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

He's an old gray human bein'
Spends his days and nites a' peein'
Play'n Facebook games for free
He'd like to swing and jive on
But it's kinda' hard to thrive on
Social In-security..

Edgin' past the prime for diddles
Lately, just carves wood and whittles
A real unbusy bee..
Has to modify his drinkin'
Sips iced tea - beer's wishful thinkin'
Social In-security..

If he were rich he'd fly,
Sail cruises, bask on shore
And he'd play and win those lotteries, galore
Take off to Vegas, win some more..

He'd be Cuban cigar puffin'
Not here nibbl'n' on a muffin'
Chaperoned by poverty
Dine on caviar, not bran flakes
But for now, looks like it's pancakes
Social In-security..

Social In-secur-i-ty...

Sometimes, he gets kinda' cranky
Blame it on no hanky panky,
Or irregularity
Gets so lonely at his station
Often chats with automation,
Or phone telemarket'ry

Transportation, mostly hikes it
Hibernates alone, but likes it
Divorced - free of family
Ladies - he don't have much luck with
Since he's busted, and he's stuck with
Social In-security

Social in-se-cur-i-ty..

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 15

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Old Pauper - December 18, 2013 - Report this comment
You rang? 5s.
2Eagle - December 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Can you picture people in retirement homes listening to the Beatles and talking about how b****en' and groovy it was in their day?
Patrick - December 18, 2013 - Report this comment
I always wondered what it would be like to see grey haired elders sitting about nodding their heads to "I Can't Get No Satisfaction". Now my nightmare is coming true.
Jonathan - December 18, 2013 - Report this comment
got a good hearty laugh at this one! 5's
John Jenkins - December 18, 2013 - Report this comment
This is a well-done parody that hints that it might be somewhat autobiographical. I hope that the autobiographical element is small ... or non-existent.
Rex - December 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Awesome idea and execution. LOL'd! (L'dOL?)
AFW - December 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for votes and comments...much appreciated...I believe what we all write is, in some way, reflecting our own life, and lifetime experiences..

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