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Song Parodies -> "Ho Hos"

Original Song Title:

"Hi Ho"

Original Performer:

From "The Wizard Of Oz"

Parody Song Title:

"Ho Hos"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You'll find 'em in the grocery store
Packaged neat in cellophane
With every bite I love 'em more,
Snacks for my mouth and brain

Cylinder shape,
Makes me go ape,
Tongue begins to drool
All that scrumptious choc'late brown
Filled with cream (filled with cream)
They're a snack lovers dream,
As delicious as they seem..

They make no cake that's better than
That tasteful tenderness
I know I am their greatest fan
They're Heaven, nothing less..

So neat I eat like twelve or four,
For lunch I munch 'em by the score
When box is empty - buy some more,
I'm a pig, piggy, pig, pig, pig...

Ho Hos!
Ho Hos!
Oh how I love Ho Hos!

Ho Hos! Ho Hos!
Roll ups in choc'late rows
Ho Hos! Ho Hos! Ho Hos!

Ho Hos! Ho Hos!
Addiction, and it grows!
Ho Hos! Ho Hos!
(more cheers)

Ho Hos! Ho Hos!
Ho Hos! Ho Hos!
Ho Hos! Ho Hos!
Ho Hos! (mmm)

A treat to eat
So sweet, ten packs I froze
I love 'em,
They're better than real Hos!

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Old Man Ribber - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - This parody takes the (snack) cake! As always, a true AFW job. Wasn't Hi Ho from Snow White? No matter...fine parody. ;D
AFW - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR....I just now noticed my're right...It is from Snow White...I guess Wizard was on my mind...since I entered one from there last Friday.
Dave W. - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW...Please don't feed any Ho Hos to those cute little matter how much they beg! Also, I hear there are some who'll eat Ding-Dongs till the witch is dead!.....
AFW - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave...Good line about Ding Dongs and the witch.

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