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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had A Bray'n"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain"

Original Performer:

From "The Wizard Of Oz"

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Bray'n"

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The Lyrics

I am muted, so I'm duller
But I'd be a mule with color,
Notice-a-ble, not plain..
And I'd still get my lick in,
But I'd warn before the kickin'
If I only had a bray'n

I'd sure be a busy jackass
No one could call a slack ass
Have notches on my mane..
I'd practice loud hee-hawin'
That would keep the crows a' cawin'
If I only had a bray'n

I'd stand tall in my stall
No butts would be unsore..
I would hee and haw like none heehawed before
And then I'd just heehaw some more..

I'd keep buckin' and a' snortin'
Find a stud horse and go courtin'
Bite off my bridle chain..
Might even kick a roofer,
They'd call me J. Edgar Hoofer,
If I only had a bray'n

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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alvin - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
j edgar hoofer ....brilliant !
LilCupCakes - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, great lines ! ! loved the " warn before the kickin' " Have a fun holiday, Sir L'Air.
Mark Scotti - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it!!!
Christie Marie M - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like Mister Ed or Donkey from Shrek would sing this kind of song! Braying 555's for ya!
AFW - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, All...and have a pleasant Memorial Day....
TJC - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
The best odd-toed ungulate parody ever!
AFW - May 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ
MadameDeBray - May 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I sooo love this tune/parody, Sir L'Air de Farce, ~Le Duc au Edge~ it makes me smile, Sir . . . He don't chomp Cigaros . . . He don't strike Lucky's . . . . He quit puffing ~MJ~ . . . Yeah, he just keeps chewing da' gum !

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