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Song Parodies -> "If My Name Was David Blaine"

Original Song Title:

"If I only had a brain"

Original Performer:

From "The Wizard Of Oz"

Parody Song Title:

"If My Name Was David Blaine"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I could stand on skinny towers,
Stay trapped in ice for hours,
Endure a lot a' pain..
Pull off Houdini hard tricks
And amaze the crowd with card tricks,
If my name was David Blaine

I could lie in some glass coffin,
Just breathe every so often
Think hard and stop a train..
I could hang up high, suspended
Brave elements upended
If my name was David Blaine

In Vegas I would rule
Play roulette in a tux
Help unlucky ladies win a lotta' bucks
They'd haul away their cash in trucks..

I could know my life's ambition
Roam as a street magician
Levitate without a strain
I'd make sure the people saw some
Illusions that were awesome
If my name was David Blaine




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adagio - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
That was light-hearted. :)
Mark Scotti - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed that!
Timmy1000 - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
How true it is - nicely done.
alvin - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
that was...magical....nice one
AFW - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
Jonathan S. - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
And now, I will magically produce three fives from this hat! Ta-dah!
TJC - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Too funny... of your many (*!*) fine parodies, this ranks high in the top quintile for me!
Andria - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW, if my name was David Blaine, I would be busy doing death-defying tricks and not writing and commenting. Also, I wouldn't have to deal with my extremely curly hair, my borderline obesity and my high cholesterol, all inherited from my mom's side of the family. But, there is obviously more than one David Blaine in this world. Anyhow, great and very funny parody, and 5s.
AFW - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone who voted and commented
UnKnownVO - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
(( @ )) for Dave
Masked Magician - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Hello, I'am George. Visit my website, if you want to learn David Blaine Magic Tricks (http://www.trucuri-magice.110mb.com). All tricks are video explained, so you can learn very easy. Thank's and have a great day.

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