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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had Rogaine"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had A Brain"
Original Performer:
From "The Wizard of Oz"
Parody Song Title:
"If I Only Had Rogaine"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I would shampoo it in showers
Just comb and brush for hours
This cover on my brain..
Lovely growth I'd be scratchin'
Follicles, all busy hatchin'
If I only had Rogaine..
I'd be wavy in the middle
Widow's peak would skee-diddle
No thin spots to remain..
Pleasant thoughts I'd be thinkin'
With thick fuzz like beard on Lincoln,
If I only had Rogaine..
I'd be a handsome guy
No shiny dome, no more
I could wink at girls I've never wunked before
And then I'd flirt and wink some more
I'd need no more comb overs
My hair would grow like clovers
In spring, out on the plain..
I could go and throw my hat out
Do the dances I once sat out..
If I only had Rogaine
If..I..only... had...Rogaine..
Just comb and brush for hours
This cover on my brain..
Lovely growth I'd be scratchin'
Follicles, all busy hatchin'
If I only had Rogaine..
I'd be wavy in the middle
Widow's peak would skee-diddle
No thin spots to remain..
Pleasant thoughts I'd be thinkin'
With thick fuzz like beard on Lincoln,
If I only had Rogaine..
I'd be a handsome guy
No shiny dome, no more
I could wink at girls I've never wunked before
And then I'd flirt and wink some more
I'd need no more comb overs
My hair would grow like clovers
In spring, out on the plain..
I could go and throw my hat out
Do the dances I once sat out..
If I only had Rogaine
If..I..only... had...Rogaine..
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beautifully done...my fave of the day
Thanks again, alvin
I see the google ads have picked up on the keyword... I don't think google ads exactly work on a parody site: the context is so usually something people are taking the mickey out of. Anyway, another goodie, AFW.
Hairs to you, Mr. ay-eff-dub/ Jesus loves your bald and cueball dome...wo-wo-wo!
A bouffant of a parody here, dude...nice work! 555
A bouffant of a parody here, dude...nice work! 555
he he
A bawldly written ballad with hair-raising suspense. Fun fur the whole family. This wins the Harry Palms award with five hairs up.
Thanks to Phil, Kristof, Ann, and Guy
My last remaining pubic hair turned gray today, so I'm wondering about Rogaine for the 'pubes...with a coloring agent. Great stuff, AFW
Thanks, Dee...you just might have a good idea for a product to see on ebay
on the other hand Donald Trump shows its possible to have too MUCH Rogaine - lovely stuff, AFW - 555
Naah, let's just baldly go where no trekkie head has gone before.
Thanks to stuart, and Peter
LOL funny
Old Timer Conversation:
Dan: Bill, I think you have hearin' loss.
Bill: Dan, I don't have a heron, let alone have I lost it.
Dan: No, Bill, "hearing loss".
Bill : There aint nothing noble about Erin's Law.
Dan: No, I said "hearin' loss".
Bill: Gosh, do I dread her in laws
Dan: HEARIN' LOSS, BILL....
Bill: Yeah Dan, your hair is lost, but I still got mine, okay?
Dan: Rogaine?
Dan: Bill, I think you have hearin' loss.
Bill: Dan, I don't have a heron, let alone have I lost it.
Dan: No, Bill, "hearing loss".
Bill : There aint nothing noble about Erin's Law.
Dan: No, I said "hearin' loss".
Bill: Gosh, do I dread her in laws
Dan: HEARIN' LOSS, BILL....
Bill: Yeah Dan, your hair is lost, but I still got mine, okay?
Dan: Rogaine?
No Ro-Gone!
555
Ro-, Ro-, Ro-, Rogaine,
gently down the stream!
Hairily, hairily, hairily, hairily!
My fur's but a dream!
Ro-, Ro-, Ro-, Rogaine,
gently down the stream!
Hairily, hairily, hairily, hairily!
My fur's but a dream!
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