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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had A Harl"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Heart"

Original Performer:

From "The Wizard of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Harl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Just in case, a remote few wonder what in the hell a "Harl"'s a Harley Davidson Motorcycle
All I can afford's this Honda
A bike I'm not too fond'a
Beneath my breath, I snarl..
But, I'd be one tough biker,
A real "Thunder, lightning striker"
If I only had a "Harl":

Instead of hangin' sissy
I'd make hot girls swoon dizzy
Not call me "Nerdy Carl"
I'd wheely doin' eighty
On the rear'd sit my Old Lady
If I only had a "Harl"

Picture me, all leathery
Sunglasses and a beard
Intimidating, rough and weird..

Low rider seats! Boots! Cleats!

Terrorize a town's my notion
Show Marlon B's emotion
Big grubby hands that gnarl..
I'd be a mean gang banger
Scrappy like on Jerry Spranger,
If I only had a "Harl"

If I only had a "Harl"

Like that cool flick, Easy Rider
Up and down big hills, I'd glide her
And sparkle like a star'll
Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper..
Menacing upon my chopper
If I only had a "Harl"

Gas station clerks'd stutter
The town folks close their shutter
Say, "Watch out, here comes Carl!"
Play it wild and wooly
Go and bully my old bully
If I only had a "Harl"

Gutsy charm, hairy arms
Large tatoo on my chest
Exposed above my..wind blown vest

I'd own the streets! Boots! Cleats!

Of a pack, I'd be the leader
A Stoner and a Weeder
Keep my lip curled in a snarl..
Boy, I'd cut some crazy capers
Not deliver these damn papers!
If I only had a "Harl"

If I only had a "Harl"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Guy - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Har-Har-Har! and a Yama- Ha to go with it. This is funny, yes? Yama In Japanese means mountain, so it's no small HA. Excellent write - I got vivid humorous images throughtout the read. 5 Yama-HAs on this one.
alvin - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
i pictured the harley going down the yellow brick road....even flying monkeys couldn't catch ya
John Barry - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Wickedly funny.
Long John Silver Underwear - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Har? Har is me line thar Matey. I'll gives ya a Har-dy Har. Me hardies an me will walk yer off da plank on down to Davey Joneses locker. Jus try an ride that contrapshun at 60 fathoms thar me bucko.
AFW - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks fellas ...appreciate votes and comments
Church Lady - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
E-yew - who is that man in his underwear. Maybe er ----------------- Satan?
stuart mcarthur - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
those bikies are funny dudes - tough, bulletproof, and with a pathologically insecure need to belong - but not on a Honda though! - oh no, too tough for that - funny subs AFW
MrMacphisto - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
very clever... 5-5-5
John Jenkins - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm still visualizing the newspaper getting delivered by a Harley guy. Good stuff, AFW.
AFW - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, All for V&C

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