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Song Parodies -> "The Haagen Of Dazs"

Original Song Title:

"Off To See The Wizard"

Original Performer:

From "The Wizard of Oz"

Parody Song Title:

"The Haagen Of Dazs"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Gimme the vanilla pint, gimme the vanilla pint
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
Gimme the vanilla pint..
Gimme the vanilla, gimme the vanilla
Gimme the vanilla pint..

I'm off to get some Haagen
That delicious Haagen of Dazs
How great it is, makes my taste buds fizz
And their company's busy cuz'
If ever good ice cream there ever was
The Haagen of Dazs is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because,
Because of the wonderful tastiness
I'm off to get some Haagen
That delicious Haagen of Dazs..

I'm off to get the Haagen
The wonderful Haagen of Dazs
Their Almond Fudge sure can make me budge
If ever a nudge their was..
I go to the Super Kmart, I does
And bring me some home on the transit bus
Because, because, because, because, because,
Because when without it I'm prone to cuss
I'm off to get my Haagen
That wonderful Haagen of Dazs..

I stuff it in my noggin
That wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful
Wonderful Haagen of Dazs

I'm off!!!
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malcolm higgins - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
five low fat cappucino/rocky road fives
Guy - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey AFW - quit hoggin all the Dazs - leave some for the rest of us. 5 Scoops of the ol' Dazs on your cone.
AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Malcolm and Guy...I can be generous, Guy...but, I must admit to being a Hawg, when it comes to Hawgen Dazs
TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Delicious write, here AF with wonderful rhymes... now if you could have just squeezed `Rum Raisin` in there somewhere it would have been beyond perfection!
alvin - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
yep, and the next trip is to the fat farm...fun sing-a-long
AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ...You like Rum Raisin... it''s a little too exotic for me..but, I guess everyone has their flavorite.........and true, alvin...lotsa' cals, but hard to resist.
stuart mcarthur - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
well, we can't have you cussin' out of your noggin, AFW - emergency - 2 litres of vanilla chocchip and make it snappy - 555
AFW - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks there, stuart...
Jonathan S. - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Amiright's most obnoxious critic gives you 5 scoops each of Cookie Dough, Cherry Garcia and Butter Brickle. My favorite lines: "Because when without it, I'm prone to cuss" and the grammar-challenged line, "I go to the Super KMart, I does."

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