-> "My Favorite Pings"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
Parody Song Title:
"My Favorite Pings"
Ping of an ATM dishing out money
Ping when the internet shows a porn honey
Ping of a ping-pong ball from paddle swings
These are a few of my favorite pings
Ping of the bathroom scale flashing me thinner
Pings when a slot declares I am the winner
But not the sound that my uphill car brings
This isn't one of my favorite pings...
Pings of the seat belt reminder to fasten
Ping of the gauge that rings when tank needs gassin'
Saving me from long hard walks, no gas brings
And so it's one of my favorite pings...
Clock alarm pings
Springing loud rings
Work days, make me mad..
But then on my day off, no ping-i-ty pings
I can sleep late, I'm glad.
Ping when the microwave rings time for dining
Ping as an EKG shows no flat lining
Glass missed Beer Pong balls from opponent's slings
Also, are some of my favorite pings
Ping from my hearing aid shows me it's working
Giving out life sounds, or when danger's lurking
But not that low-battery song that it sings
This isn't one of my favorite pings
Ping when a large truck, my way is reversing
Ping my heart makes watching some sexy nurse swing
Ping as tobacco wad, in spittoon. rings
These, too, are some of my favorite pings
Hot bod sloping,
Naughty, I confess
One more ping I don't like - it is girls "Nop-ing"
I wish they'd all..say.."yes"
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