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Song Parodies -> "I Sell Mice"

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From "The Sound Of Music"

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"I Sell Mice"

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The Lyrics

I sell mice
Dead on ice
Buy for cat food, delicious

Small and stiff
Slight bad whiff
Not bad as smelly fishes

Feast your feline
You'll make her fur shine
Nice mice heads, cats savor

I sell mice
They'll entice
Give your pussy - mouse flavor

Tempting mice,
Stuffed with rice
Most exquisite of dishes

Tops, it ranks,
Fluffy will say thanks,
Purr and meow forever

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 11

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Lordy! - September 24, 2013 - Report this comment
oh brother, how corny can ya get? What's next Elmer Fudd- i've got lice???
WarrenB - September 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Elmer Fudd- I've Got Lice...kind of has a nice ring to it.
As to the above, I like it, but I do tend to go for absurdist humor and writ wit. Of course, mice with rice doesn't sound really nice, but maybe with ice it may entice...
AFW - September 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Warren.....and thanks for the 1's, Lordy...a real creative alias, must've taken a few days to come up with...and from the last three words of your comment,...It sounds like you're admitting you have lice.. just hope their not comment contagious... (:
Callmelennie - September 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Say what? Did AFW just talk some sh*t? I believe that's a first; at least in my time here.
AFW - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Well, I don't know about you, lennie, but I don't come here to talk shi*, as you put it... I come here to write, read, and vote on parodies...and also, to show courtesy and respect to other writers...If I wanted to bicker and battle, I'd get married again.
PETA Pal - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Mr.Cruel, how would you like someone to feed your cat or dog to a crocodile for fun? Think about that. All 1s and rightfully so.
Callmelennie - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Aw, Kee-ri- You're the elder stateman around these parts, AFW, so I certainly wasn't trying to aggravate you. Was just noting that this recent Biblical-scale plague of trollish one-bombing buffoons is so aggravating that it even jerked a reaction from you. That's all. I suppose I should keep in mind the generation you come from and that phraseology like "talking sh*" isn't appreciated.
AFW - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Not sure what you're referring to, PP...Feeding cats or dogs to crocodiles is not even mentioned in the parody..So, that's a croc.. Disclaimer: No animals or any living creatures were abused, or injured, or died during the creation or submission of this parody...So, put your PETA back in your pants, Pal.....
Patrick - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
I've seen live mice for sale at stores. Purchasers own large pythons and similar reptilians. They gotta eat, too.

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