Come on folks We're gonna check the cards......
And all those chads.
We're gonna poke and prod and recount all those votes......
And all those chads.
Restart the count I know a liberal spot that the Dems control and the Repubs
do not
It's just a Palm Beach place That's now a big disgrace with all those
Chads........

You can guess intent by just a small indent
And all those chads.
I hear that poor Al Gore will soon be shown the door...
Without those chads.
Hold on hun, Let's count another one
It not exactly hung but more a "pregnant" one.
But just who can predict besides a Dem psychic When theres... no... Chad?

With the spin Were playin loose and fast......
And all those chads.
There's a vote machine right there in his front seat...... Was it an
accident... Or was intent deceit?
Were gonna count and count and maybe pop some out...
Cause Gore.... needs.. Chads....

Were gonna lie and lie and hold them to the sky because we know he'll win
when our new count comes in It's just a minor sin cause their Republican
And their our...Chads.....

Oooohhhhh.....
Those cards we're gonna shimmy 'til those ballots break
With all those chads.......
Oooohhh....
We're gonna count and count and then recount...
With all those chads...
Watch out son Cause Reno's got a gun
And if you don't think so.. Remember Elian...
And know that when Gore's won He'll have to owe us one For
all...those...CHADS!!!!!!!
For all those chads!