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Song Parodies -> "When You Wash Upon Your Car"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish Upon A Star"

Original Performer:

From the movie, 'Pinnocchio'

Parody Song Title:

"When You Wash Upon Your Car"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

When You Wash Upon Your Car,
Makes no difference who your are,
The Maharishi, or Bill Maher,
Some rain will fall..

Sponge and chamois, brush and foam
Wipe the windows, shine the chrome,
If it's not garaged at home,
Some rain will fall...

Rain ain't kind,
It resents the wheels we love,
And our fulfillment of
That clean car feeling..

Comes a bolt out of the blue,
Clouds roll in, the sun is through
When You Wash Upon Your Car,
Like I, fool, do..

Rain's unkind,
It resents the wheels we love,
And our fulfillment of,
This clean car feeling..

Lightning bolts crash from the blue,
Clouds roll in, the sun is through
When You Wash Upon Your Car,
Like fool, I, do...

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Dee Range - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, AFW. And truer words were never spoken. 555
John Barry - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
So true. So funny!
Kristof Robertson - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Spot on!! 555
Rick C - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
What the others said goes for me, true and funny! I stopped washing my car, I let someone else do it now. 5s
alvin rhodes - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm giving you fives, even though i've never heard of washing one's car...i thought that was the PURPOSE of rain
Red Ant - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
5s. Agree with John, that's what rain is for.
Paul Robinson - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW - OK, now I'm getting flashbacks and it's all YOUR fault! My family used to be in the Car Wash business...spent about 14 years at that from my teen-age years until I was about 26 and then one year later on taking over for a cousin in one of his when he had to fire his Sons...Washed THOUSANDS of cars (although most of them not with my own hands...thankfully). Oh, man...Rain is the Bane of a Car Wash Owner's existence...at least out here in So. California...you have to close up...no $$ coming in...but fixed expenses, well, you know...glad to be doing something else, for sure...
Agrimorfee - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute. 555
AFW - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, John, Kristof, and Rick C., I don't do home washes, anymore, either...use those self-servicer's.. Thanks, Alvin...and Red Ant,..you guys are right..sometimes the Good Gods of Rain..help out that way...Thanks, Paul...sorry, if I battery-ed up your flashbacks....it's true about the CW business,...but doesn't it balance....after they drive in that rain and get the splatters, don't they then, come by for the sudzees?.....and thanks, Agrimorfee.
Arwen - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
This is FABulous, AFW...although, more than rain, I find that the birds in the neighborhood are much more likely to do a "fly by" right after I wash my car...=)
Paul Robinson - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Kind of depends on how long the rain lasts...if it's more than a few days there is no way to catch up the overall lost income...if it goes on for WEEKS at a time...well, that really hurts...and the workers even more so...which is VERY depressing from both standpoints...like I said, glad to be out of it...although I learned a whole bunch about a lot of things, so I don't regret it at all...
Meriadoc - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha - I thought this was going to be about the controversial Carl's Jr. commerical... ;-D
MrMacphisto - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Wax on... wax off... 5,5,5
AFW - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen... good clean pun on FABulous..true, about the birds..like the great Cole Porter once said in song, "Birds Do It".....Yes, Paul, I can imagine that's true...especially here in Ohio, where it does rain continually......and thanks MrMacphisto..
AFW - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Late thanks to Meriadoc....who, I may have accidently overlooked yesterday..
Serafina - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one...5-5-5. ;)
AFW - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Serafina

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