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Song Parodies -> "Brush Up Your Spanish"

Original Song Title:

"Brush up Your Shakespeare"

Original Performer:

from the Cole Porter musical, Kiss Me, Kate

Parody Song Title:

"Brush Up Your Spanish"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

Brush Up Your Spanish by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

The girls in today’s abecedary
Go for foreign vocabulary.
So to win their hearts one must vocalize
French, Greek, Italian, or Japanize.
But the language of them all
That will put them in esoterica
Is the language Español
Spoken in Latin America.

Brush up your Spanish. Start speaking it now.
Brush up your Spanish and mujeres you will wow.
Just say, “Siempre te querré”.
And they’ll think you’re a hell of an hombre.
If your blonde won’t respond to your compliments,
Tell her, “Quiero escuchar a tu corazón.”
If she resists when her clothes you are mussing,
“What are clothes. Su ropa son muy hermosa.”
Brush up your Spanish,
And no girl will vanish.

With the wife of the British ambassador,
Try una noche apasionado.
If she says she won’t take any presents,
Give dos docenos de rosas.
If she says your behavior’s atrocious,
Take her on vacaciones Europeas.
Brush up your Spanish,
And no girl will vanish.
No girl will vanish.
No girl will vanish.
Copyright 2022 by Jeffrey Moran

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