One implant's uneven,
Hangs a little cockeyed,
Wonder what the doc eyed,
Gave one too much va-voom
He goofed up those pups,
Her boob job D cups
They keep people staring again and again

One implant's uneven,
And has people laughing
Rude, but can't help laughing
Too large, that one ba-zoom
It leans to the right - Republican, seems
Like headlights, one's low,
And one's shining - high beams

Bras can't restrain it, Puffs out far too wide
Ponder the reason, doctor was pie-eyed..

One implant's uneven,
So, what can you do, love,
Perhaps, you can sue, love,
For pain and suff'ring gloom
Doc's yacht, mansion pride,
Just make them your own,
Since you are his wife,
Divorce chip's your dog bone..
Then it won't matter..if you let it show
Men will surround you..never...let you..go