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Song Parodies -> "A Cockeyed Optometrist"

Original Song Title:

"A Cockeyed Optimist"

Original Performer:

From, "South Pacific"

Parody Song Title:

"A Cockeyed Optometrist"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I give eye exams, I'm a busy fellow
With old Fred's one eye, you know what I mean
Just call me a cockeyed optometrist
We get bare in the chair, and obscene

I just test females, who are sexy mellow
Y-E-S are the only letters said
Just call me a cockeyed optometrist
Afterwards we go smoke in the head

No glasses for their face
A glass with ice I place
And fill it with martini's shook
Lay back's our atmosphere
Prescription I've got here
And mine will be the frame she took..

We move the room just like a bowl of jello
Only hope their husbands don't get too smart
Monkey bus'ness thrives
On desp'rate housewives
And they never need to read a chart
Just my heart..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
unique concept..E for excellent
Jeff Reuben - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Clever idea. The title (and the song) made me chuckle.
UnKnownVO - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know how to deal with this . . . It is raunchy, Sir ! . . . It presents the Doctor as, well, one who ''takes liberties" with lady patients! Yet, it does end rather playfully !
AFW - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin, Jeff, and UKVO...don't drink too much of that VO

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