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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Man, Liver"
Original Song Title:
"Old Man River"
Original Performer:
From "Showboat"
Parody Song Title:
"Oh, Man, Liver"
Parody Written by:
Parody Pete
The Lyrics
Oh, Man, Liver !
It makes me shiver
If that's our lunchin'
I won't be munchin'
Cuz that damned Liver,
It's just too bloody for me..
I'll take some taters
Those spuds au gratin
But, not that red stuff
It looks too rotten,
Oh, Man, Liver
It's just too bloody for me
Doctors claim it's healthy food
Well, why don't they eat it,
If it's so good?
I'll take steak, pork or ham
I gotta' lotta' plasma
Un-anemic, I am...
Oh, Man, Liver
Toss in the river,
The onions with it
Ain't gonna' miss it
Cuz, Oh, Man, Liver
It's just too bloody for me..
It makes me shiver
If that's our lunchin'
I won't be munchin'
Cuz that damned Liver,
It's just too bloody for me..
I'll take some taters
Those spuds au gratin
But, not that red stuff
It looks too rotten,
Oh, Man, Liver
It's just too bloody for me
Doctors claim it's healthy food
Well, why don't they eat it,
If it's so good?
I'll take steak, pork or ham
I gotta' lotta' plasma
Un-anemic, I am...
Oh, Man, Liver
Toss in the river,
The onions with it
Ain't gonna' miss it
Cuz, Oh, Man, Liver
It's just too bloody for me..
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funny concept and i couldn't agree more with the sentiment
River - liver - good rhyming. How can people eat something that smells so bad?
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