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Song Parodies -> "I Was Enhanced All Night"

Original Song Title:

"I Could Have Danced All Night"

Original Performer:

From "My Fair Lady"

Parody Song Title:

"I Was Enhanced All Night"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

After writing mine..I discovered Johnny D first parodied this song with the word, "Enhanced"... ...This may have a little different slant, so I'll submit it, anyway
Bed, bed, I can perform in bed
I'm prickly as a porcupine in heat
Sleep, sleep, my girl won't let me sleep
Thinks my new erection is real neat...

I was enhanced all night
I was enhanced all night
Like never'd been before.
I sprung a huge protrude
I mean to tell ya' Dude
Could not open a door..

Charlene said, "Oh!"
"Duane, you're so exciting"
No more scrub outs,
Now, it's a rocket flight...

She giggled first, "Tee Hee"
And then hysterically
I was enhanced, hanced, hanced,
All night!

It's after three now

How can this be now?
Active, we're still, in bed

I was enhanced all night
I was enhanced all night
The stairs, the couch, the floor..
We mated like two cats
Performing acrobats
She's Tipper, I'm Al Gore..
My manhood prize,
Once like a size eight pencil
Is now a four type D flashlight..
My girl says, "Wow!" and "Gee!"
She's Pam, I'm Tommy Lee..
I was enhanced, hanced, hanced
All night

I saw it on TV,
Ordered those pills for me
Now, I'm enhanced, hanced, hanced,
All night.....

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious...especially liked the porcupine line, and the not being able to open a door
Agrimorfee - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
You got your humor-level up! 555
UnKnownVotress - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . Sir. . . . I'm afraid to even click on this ! . . .
Jason - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo Alvin's comment
AFW - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Appreciation to alvin, agrimorfee, UKV, and Jason
TJC - May 10, 2008 - Report this comment
[channeling Bob Dole ] I hole-partedly endorse this parody!
AFW - May 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, TJC yes, Bob Droll...whatever happened to him, anyway...maybe he should run for prez again

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