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Song Parodies -> "Salmon Slanted Evening"

Original Song Title:

"Some Enchanted Evening"

Original Performer:

From "My Fair Lady"

Parody Song Title:

"Salmon Slanted Evening"

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The Lyrics

Salmon Slanted Evening,
Fish was on the menu
Ordered mine, and then you
Said, I'll please have the same..
And somehow, I knew
I knew even then.
That you would soon order,
Again, and again..

Salmon Slanted evening,
All the fish we could eat
Had they known you would eat
Fifteen fillets or more..
I am very sure,
We would have been barred
And fifty bucks added
To my credit card....

Who can explain it ?
Who can tell you why ?
My wife scarfs more food
Than Don Trump can buy..

Salmon Slanted Evening
When my true love's hungry
I take her out dining
We go on Friday nights..
For "All You Can Eat"
Each week a new place..
Where they don't wife
Can sure ...feed..her face...

Once they have found out,
Back, we never go..
Once they have found out,
Back, we...never...go...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
You reeled me in with this one.
2Eagle - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny, but Some Enchanted Evening is from South Pacific - and if anyone does one more "Sam and Janet Evening" parody he will get a one from me and a poo song dedicated to him.
agrimorfee - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
You beat me to the punch 2Eagle...a great parody AFW!
alvin - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day....don't like salmon, but your parody was delicious
AFW - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks John,......and 2Eagle....Yes, it is from "South Pacific"..terrible goof on my part, and ruins the whole parody, I guess...also, THIS is NOT a "Sam and Janet Evening" what does the reference mean, or have to do with anything here?... if it means you consider it to be one, and wish to dedicate a poo song to me, I would be deeply honored.............................................and thank you kindly, agrimorfee
Dee Range - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Fillet of 5's. Reminded me of signs outside some Vegas buffets that say "FOUR HOUR TIME LIMIT', right next to pictures of my face, inside a circle with a line drawn through it. Nothing fishy 'bout the funnies here. Great job.
AFW - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, must have slipped in a side door before my first comment...or I would have acknowledged you then...and thanks much, Dee
2Eagle - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
"Sam and Janet Evening" is a familier and overdone pun to "Some Enchanted Evening" and I assumed everybody knew it.

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