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Song Parodies -> "The Wizard Of Odds"
Original Song Title:
"The Wizard Of Oz"
Original Performer:
From movie: The Wizard Of Oz
Parody Song Title:
"The Wizard Of Odds"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Follow the casino lights, follow the casino lights,
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
March to the ringing slot machines,
Empty the wallet that's in your jeans,
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the casino lights
You're out to beat the wizard,
The elusive wizard of odds
Though, quit, you should,
You're thinking you could
Turn bad luck to good, By Gods!
Spin and win and get the nods
Win money as green as peas in pods,
In pods, in pods, in pods, in pods, in pods
But you'll wind up walking with loser clods..
You cannot beat the wizard,
That elusive wizard of odds
No one can beat the wizard,
The elusive wizard of odds
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
March to the ringing slot machines,
Empty the wallet that's in your jeans,
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the casino lights
You're out to beat the wizard,
The elusive wizard of odds
Though, quit, you should,
You're thinking you could
Turn bad luck to good, By Gods!
Spin and win and get the nods
Win money as green as peas in pods,
In pods, in pods, in pods, in pods, in pods
But you'll wind up walking with loser clods..
You cannot beat the wizard,
That elusive wizard of odds
No one can beat the wizard,
The elusive wizard of odds
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I had a cool idea for a Vegas "theme" casino...The Inferno. Motto - Paybacks are HELL. Also a sign over the door - "Abandon Hope All Who Enter Here". ;D
Oddsly enough, statically speaking, the mode, mean *and* median of your score are 5!
Oh, that RENO . . . when that Cowboy clicks his Spurs " I go to RENO ' . . . near HisPanola . . . . When he fires up his truck "we climb to RENO ", Not California . . . when pay, we play at KENO that's in Nevada . . .
A thank you to OMR, your idea sounds good..and thanks, to TJC, and LCC..
I've been rolling you 3 dices and the odds came out to 5's!
Good point to take to heart in this one.
As T1K says, words to the wise!
Thanks, also, to Christie, Timmy, and Fiddlegirl
Odds are, you got fives.
~ HAPPY NEW YEAR ~, Sir L'AIR ! !
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