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Song Parodies -> "76 Damn Bones"
Original Song Title:
"76 Trombones"
Original Performer:
From Meredith Wilson's 'The Music Man'
Parody Song Title:
"76 Damn Bones"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
76 Damn Bones, for my Saint Bernard
And that's 76 Damn Bones, everyday
'Toppin' that it's a case of Pard
Bags of Ol' Roy in the yard,
That Bernard, is gobblin' all my pay
76 Damn Bones, need a slaughter house
Room and boardin' a dog can be high expense
And she likes to roam everywhere,
Should contain her there,
But, I just can't see an invisible fence..
All those deworming and vaccination shots for her
Wondering, wondering, will it ever end?
From hills of veterinary bills that do oc-Cur
'Ain't so sure...if dogs are man's best friend..
Yesterday she showed an itchy bitchy urge to mate
Following, following, male dogs by the score
'Lickin' their non-neutered sprout
All I need now is to find out,
She's knocked up and gonna' have some more !
76 Damn Bones...Pups would triple it.
Even Trump can't afford that litter parade
So, I'm leanin' toward, "Sewed Up Tight"
Art Linkletter's right..
Call the vet, we're playin' a game of spayed !
...Call the vet, we're playin' a game of spayed !
And that's 76 Damn Bones, everyday
'Toppin' that it's a case of Pard
Bags of Ol' Roy in the yard,
That Bernard, is gobblin' all my pay
76 Damn Bones, need a slaughter house
Room and boardin' a dog can be high expense
And she likes to roam everywhere,
Should contain her there,
But, I just can't see an invisible fence..
All those deworming and vaccination shots for her
Wondering, wondering, will it ever end?
From hills of veterinary bills that do oc-Cur
'Ain't so sure...if dogs are man's best friend..
Yesterday she showed an itchy bitchy urge to mate
Following, following, male dogs by the score
'Lickin' their non-neutered sprout
All I need now is to find out,
She's knocked up and gonna' have some more !
76 Damn Bones...Pups would triple it.
Even Trump can't afford that litter parade
So, I'm leanin' toward, "Sewed Up Tight"
Art Linkletter's right..
Call the vet, we're playin' a game of spayed !
...Call the vet, we're playin' a game of spayed !
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Love it. I have to rug rats, and they go through bones galore. 555
three damn fives...chew on THAT...nice job on this one
Loved it! 555
Not much to say except "Dawg-gone funny"...5's ~ ~ ~
555 trombones.
Thanks Dee, Alvin, Rick C., Paul, and John
I was taking a walk today and saw a bone lying in a yard about 2 1/2 feet long - figured there was a really BIG dog around somewhere... :-O
Thanks, Meriadoc....could have been somebody's Saint...
That about covers all their "needs". hehe 5's
as a new puppy owner, owning a dog is 1% satisfaction, 99% perspiration (let alone vexation) - 555 AFW
For a moment, I thought this was going to be a "Star Trek" joke. Captain Kirk: "How many pounds overweight am I? 76? Damn, Bones!"
Thanks, Adagio, Stuart, and Michael...good joke.
(raises eyebrow inquisitively)
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