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Song Parodies -> "76 Damn Bones"

Original Song Title:

"76 Trombones"

Original Performer:

From Meredith Wilson's 'The Music Man'

Parody Song Title:

"76 Damn Bones"

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The Lyrics

76 Damn Bones, for my Saint Bernard
And that's 76 Damn Bones, everyday
'Toppin' that it's a case of Pard
Bags of Ol' Roy in the yard,
That Bernard, is gobblin' all my pay

76 Damn Bones, need a slaughter house
Room and boardin' a dog can be high expense
And she likes to roam everywhere,
Should contain her there,
But, I just can't see an invisible fence..

All those deworming and vaccination shots for her
Wondering, wondering, will it ever end?
From hills of veterinary bills that do oc-Cur
'Ain't so sure...if dogs are man's best friend..
Yesterday she showed an itchy bitchy urge to mate
Following, following, male dogs by the score
'Lickin' their non-neutered sprout
All I need now is to find out,
She's knocked up and gonna' have some more !

76 Damn Bones...Pups would triple it.
Even Trump can't afford that litter parade
So, I'm leanin' toward, "Sewed Up Tight"
Art Linkletter's right..
Call the vet, we're playin' a game of spayed !
...Call the vet, we're playin' a game of spayed !

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Dee Range - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it. I have to rug rats, and they go through bones galore. 555
alvin rhodes - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
three damn fives...chew on THAT...nice job on this one
Rick C - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it! 555
Paul Robinsonq - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Not much to say except "Dawg-gone funny"...5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
555 trombones.
AFW - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee, Alvin, Rick C., Paul, and John
Meriadoc - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I was taking a walk today and saw a bone lying in a yard about 2 1/2 feet long - figured there was a really BIG dog around somewhere... :-O
AFW - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc....could have been somebody's Saint...
Adagio - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
That about covers all their "needs". hehe 5's
Stuart McArthur - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
as a new puppy owner, owning a dog is 1% satisfaction, 99% perspiration (let alone vexation) - 555 AFW
Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
For a moment, I thought this was going to be a "Star Trek" joke. Captain Kirk: "How many pounds overweight am I? 76? Damn, Bones!"
AFW - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, Stuart, and Michael...good joke.
Kat - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(raises eyebrow inquisitively)

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