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Song Parodies -> "Under Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Wunderbar"

Original Performer:

From, "Kiss Me Kate"

Parody Song Title:

"Under Bar"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Under Bar, Under Bar
Started out on a seat above
Pretty soon, here I are
Smashed and passed out
Under Bar..

Gazing down on me are those
Who've had only one drink or two
Although they're feeling fine
If their thirst is like mine
They might suffer the plight I do..

Under Bar, Under Bar
Started on that seat above
Pretty soon, here I are
Smashed and passed out
Under Bar..

Under Bar, Under Bar
Nudged with shoes, and pushed and shoved
Feelin' sick, need a jar
Hard to sleep here,
Under Bar

The bartender's
Mister Leedy
My good friend,
Won't kick me out..

He's a lender,
When I'm needy
Let's me grab here
Hang a tab here..

Under Bar, Under Bar
Till the morning fades each star
Staying safe where I are..
Not behind, just Under Bar

No DU...I to scar
Not behind, just Under Bar



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alvin - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
great title switch....some one once said...."drunk is not he when from the floor, he can rise and drink some more, but drunk is he that prostrate lies, and cannot drink and cannot rise"
Andy Primus - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
John Barry - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Wunderbar.
AFW - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...good poem...and thanks, Andy, and John

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