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Song Parodies -> "Another Op'nin', Another Show"

Original Song Title:

"Another Op'nin', Another Show"

Original Performer:

From Cole Porter's 'Kiss Me Kate'

Parody Song Title:

"Another Op'nin', Another Show"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Another Op'nin, Another Show
My fly is not up, and I don't know
People I meet, down.. their gazes go
Another Op'nin and Another Show

Another zipper, forgotten cast
Visited restroom and left too fast
Urgent impulses to let it flow
Another Op'nin of Another Show

It's such an embarrassing curse
I can't think of anything worse
High tech ought to end such concerns
All pants should be made with some self returns

I'm not inclined to expose my part
Although I know it's a work of art
This masterpiece I call, "One eyed Joe"
Another Op'nin,
Zip, zip, I'm closin'
Another Op'nin...Of....Anoth....er....Show!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Billy Boyd - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha....DKTOS, but 5's just the same. Been there, done that, more times than I care to remember.
Phil Alexander - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I've sung this one in a revue... and I much prefer this version :-)
alvin rhodes - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
interesting twist....i had to sing this one in junior high chorus..5s
AFW - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Billy...Yeah, I guess it's a common mishap with us trouser slaves...............and thanks, Phil, and alvin..., and it's interesting that both of you are singers...

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