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Song Parodies -> "If I Slugged You"

Original Song Title:

"If I Loved You"

Original Performer:

From "Carousel"

Parody Song Title:

"If I Slugged You"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

If I slugged you, time and again
You would feel my fist
Punch your face with hard blows.
If I slugged you, much blood would come
In a dripping way,
From your poor broken nose..

Down you would tumble,
In a slumping heap..
Hear lots of birdies singing,
Fast asleep..
Then you'd get up,
Red hot with vengeance..
Beat my ass real good.
But never, never to know,
Why I slugged you,
If I slugged you....




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Andy Primus - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
And I thought it was only youths who go out happy slapping
Mark Scotti - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
555 love taps...
Old Man Ribber - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
A knockout! ;D
AFW - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Andy, Mark, and OMR
Fiddlegirl - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Do you need 5.55 minutes in the "Quiet Room"? ;)
Guy - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh yeah Farce - just try it - ok?

You do and I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death, rolling. =;-)

Clever parody and worthy of an antidotal comeback comment. You get slicker with each parody - good stuff here, And I'm slappin' your eyes of with fives.
alvin - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
so tender that a raw steak should be pressed against it
AFW - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fg, you mean like anger management? and thanks, Guy..lol..starve to death, rolling..and thanks, alvin,,make that prime fillet mignon.

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